Me? A BITCH SLAP???
Okay - I swear I was bored last night just reading and surfing other blogs...I know I don't have a life...So what's the point? Just tying to make the best of my weekend by chilling out again. I know I should be more enthusiastic but I will have to rejunevate this trait for next couple of weeks where my positive energy is required to be at 100% if not 150%!!So, now I realised I can be a BITCH-SLAP.... what a joke but there may be some truth behind this personality test..
| Bitch-Slap You are 0% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. |
| You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
posted by Maximus Leo @ 11:50 PM
3 Comments:
Ok - being just an accountant..I'm not too sure how I adjust the margins. So the layout is looking pretty sick. My apologies!!
Don't apologize. I think it looks okay. I did a lot of blog reading last night myself. Hope you are doing okay.
where is this picture from? movie?
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