Sunday, February 25, 2007

Career change?

Just two nights ago, I was propositioned for a business venture. Not sure whether it was the alcohol talking or not but two ladies offered to pay me half an hour to do a striptease in front of them. For just $300 for half an hour - now that is serious money talking here! But just wait till they see that layer of fat on me!! That will freak them out!

I may be thinking about getting myself a new job but I am not so sure about a career change at the age of 34 and going into the "entertainment' business! Competing with those younger hunky looking guys!! How long will I last in this business :-)


Only if I look like him......

5 Comments:

At 10:46 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be kidding. No....you ARE kidding. Must be the beer talking in your head. The ladies were asking you NOT to tease them or they will strip you right there with their bare hands! And you misunderstood them....hmmm..don't drink this brand anymore. Go for Tiger Beer, Tiger!

 
At 11:33 PM , Blogger Deej Diaz said...

i can probaby teach you a couple of sexy lap dance moves. harharhar! At the age of 34, as a stripper? Hmmm... not that bad.

Gyrate Leo... just gyrate!

XOXO

 
At 12:30 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if you drug them or made them drunk immediately, your business might last longer than you would like :-)

 
At 8:58 PM , Blogger Jon said...

Maybe you can see this as a part-time job. Hmmmm.. that way, you don't have to worry about new job at old age. : )

 
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